Me = Boned!

And not in the good way.

Last Friday, M found a stray puppy on the road on the way to work. She ended up bringing it home and was quite, "ZOMG! She's soooo cute!" We took her to the vet and unfortunately she was also afflicted with Parvo. We had to put her down and M was crushed. Insert sad smiley face. On top of that, she felt horrible about potentially exposing our dog to the disease. Hopefully the tanker truck full of bleach that I used to clean out his kennel will prevent an issues. The ground water table be damned!

Saturday she decided to go do some running around and somehow ended up at the local Humane Society. I get a text from her, "So many cute doggies here! You have to come see!"

And I did...rookie mistake. I give you Carolina. So behold, the new instrument of my doom!! (And serial drive-by pee dropper)

OK...So I'm Trying

I know all of you have been waiting in breathless anticipation since Monday when I said I would post something {rolls eyes}. Here's the lowdown on way I've been away from my legions of fans for so long:

• School: This last semester kicked my ass. Between speech, marine biology and poli-sci, I was knee deep in bullshit all the time. It was gdamn ridiculous to be honest...I actually had to work for grades this time around. What a crock of shit. On a brighter note, I need to check with a counselor and see if I can transfer to big boy school.
• Work: The past two months have been filled with either: A) moving shit all over our office because we're giving up space or B) helping work on implementing major changes on how we do business. I tell you what, the fucking nerve of people expecting you to work for your paycheck is just downright fascist.
• Birthday: *Sigh* Another year older. I'm telling you, when the barber spins you around in the chair and you exclaim to yourself, "Hey! Where the fuck did all my hair go?!?" It's not a welcome revelation.
• Puppy: About a month and a half ago, we rescued a pup from the pound. I know I included a couple pics before, but I'm telling you, he's the cutest mofo to walk the Earth. I'm glad that I never decided to have kids, cause this fur-hurricane is just demanding as hell (and props to TK for giving me advice along the way). It's been a constant barrage of attention giving, razor sharp supervision, and copious amounts of turd pickup. But he's shaping up quite well and made vast improvement since we brought him home. We're considering sending him off to the puppy training gulag, but gdamn, those guys charge a fortune. Anyway, here's the promised pic. And Manny, you can eat me...my puppy FTW.

Anywho, I'll give some more details on the more amusing facets of my past semester as well as other comical shit that's happened lately very soon.

Welcome To The...Puppocalypse!!

So we've made a new addition to our household, whom I debut below:

I defy you...defy you! I say to deny the sheer adorability of this little guy. So we're 5 hours in to having him home, and only one piddle accident, which is obviously my fault. I'm not sure the cats are such fans yet.

And no, that lily white ass isn't me. That ghost-like Irish complexion does provide a nice contrast though.