So, I finally decided to come back! Not that there's anyone still here reading this, but I decided to start cranking out my mental diarrhea to the Intarwebs again. I was planning on coming back and start posting about my experiences in jury duty. But that was obviously almost four months ago so I'm not going to bother since:
A) I'm obviously too much of a drunk to really remember any of it by now and
B) I'm a big, lazy liar.
Tomorrow I'm going to come back strong with my adventures in volunteering at the animal shelter. Yes, comedy is about to ensue. BE THERE FOLKS!