When I got home M and I were sitting on the couch, BS'ing for a while. After a bit I turned on the TV and started thumbing through the HD lineup when I stumbled upon Dancing with the Stars. And went on right past it. That time.
You see, there was nothing else on and when I went back through the channels again, Shannon Elizabeth was dancing. And I got distracted by boobs and legs. In short, I got sucked into...Dancing with the Stars! That's right people, I watched the rest of it, the entire show. I'm so ashamed. I swear I'm never watching it again though (thank you speech class).
So now, I think I need to:
A) Turn in my testicles
B) Lobotomize myself with a power drill
C) Jump in front of a bus
D) All of the above in some order that makes sense.
* Does it help my